I think I always understood why Peter Pan didn’t want to grow up.
I don’t want to grow up.
I want to hide on my island with my Lost Boys and fight pirates and have a fairy follow me around, don’t you?
This world is so boring, I feel so plain sometimes. Like my imagination isn’t able to change this world.
And you’ve never contemplated suicide… you’ve never been in love.
If you’re a hotel maid, usually the best thing you can hope for is 10 bucks a day, and the worst — well, the worst may require a professional spatter expert. But if you’re a hotel maid cleaning up the room after comedian Bert Kreischer, you might be the victim of one of his (mostly) innocent but hilarious pranks — usually repurposing hotel linens, and, every once in a while, costing Kreischer a pair of sneakers and a few articles of clothing.
Read more: 4 Legendary Pranks by Famous Comedians
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